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Knights in Blue Jumpsuits

By Greg M. Schumaker GVL Columnist My bus driver on the 50 seemed strangely relaxed last Thursday. This isn't an unusual trait for a Rapid driver. Whenever I'm boarding, they always smile pleasantly as if they just had a calming yoga session And watch

By Greg M. Schumaker GVL Columnist

My bus driver on the 50 seemed strangely relaxed last Thursday.

This isn't an unusual trait for a Rapid driver. Whenever I'm boarding, they always smile pleasantly as if they just had a calming yoga session

And watch them drive! All those stupid drivers I'm constantly damning to hell don't seem to exist in a Rapid driver's world. But last week I would've understood if my bus driver freaked out. It was as cold as Ann Coulter's heart outside, everyone around me was seconds from tossing their backpack into the nearest dumpster...

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